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[there's a nurse who notices them! and starts walking towards them, 8-bit smile plastered all over her face when--

there's that five-tone chime of the healing machine going off, out of tune, and the nurse swivels, suddenly back in place and ready to offer pokeballs back to the nonexistent trainer at the counter. the misdreavus behind her makes cackling noises, and jams another button on the pokemon center machine. it makes a whirling noise, and a pokeball shoots out at high speeds, hitting a chansey in the head.

presumably, this doesn't end well, but Fuji only laughs, quickly sliding out with the ladder.]